January 2012
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New Year's Resolutions
Yeah yeah I know you can change yourself any time of the year but here are some of the goals I’ve had so far.
1. Gain at least 20-25 pounds.
2. Stretch regularly and do at least 50 pushups every day.
3. Get better at dancing. (and less self-conscious)
4. I won’t let it bother me if someone doesn’t like me or doesn’t reciprocate when I try to be nice to them. I have more...
Watchhisnameisjordan:
glowpinkstah:
tyleroakley:
Oh. My. God.
Oh. My. God.
Oh. My. God.
WHAT?! WHAT??!?!?!?1? JSDKLAJFAWE;OJ IORAWJK LJWAJ RIOAWLKEJRAJLO!
What…
I remember watching this a few years ago.
“sloppy seconds…” DX
December 2011
aloeveralotion:
cemtaur:
yo-soymilk:
kohthefacestealer:
stockade:
How does
+
=
??????
two lesbian moms adopt a baby
the baby grows up ridiculed by his peers and becomes emo at age 13
he joins a band at age 16 and writes heavy metal songs about how much life sucks
becomes musician king by age 22
why does this card exsist
OMG
LOL THAT EXPLANATION.
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My friend and I were discussing this theory that...
Makes sense in my case!
How teens and adults text
aloeveralotion:
l0lw0wm0m:
pers0na:
mass-destruction:
arieecapulong:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
this is so relevant
so accurate it hurts
...
I'm Comic Sans, Asshole
drzaius:
Listen up. I know the shit you’ve been saying behind my back. You think I’m stupid. You think I’m immature. You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg. You don’t like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her yogurt from the...
